A poll to determine the Sexiest Bald Man of 2023 has been held, and a lot of people are not impressed by some of the names that have been left off the list.
The study was carried out by the marketing agency Reboot, who examined the frequency of searched names of bald men alongside the words “shirtless” or “naked”, while also taking into account height, net worth and head “shininess”, giving each contender a score out of 10.
Prince William managed to top the list with a score of 9.88, ahead of the actors Vin Diesel, Jason Statham and Samuel L. Jackson.
Amazon boss Jeff Bezos came in at number five, ahead of Michael Jordan, Dwayne Johnson, Shemar Moore, Shaquille O’Neal and Terry Crews.
However, people online have been wasting no time in pointing out some glaring omissions from the list, with the actor Stanley Tucci in particular leading some to demand a recount.
Check out some of the reactions below:
*laughs in Stanley Tucci* https://t.co/As4RtekIOj pic.twitter.com/EX7dLLbAjP
— *¨*•SleighBeggy•*¨* (@s0wick3d) November 17, 2023
stanley tucci isn’t sweating over a pot of al dente risotto on tiktok daily for this https://t.co/jtErlWx0nK
— lucy ford (@lucyj_ford) November 16, 2023
Limey sycophants coping and seething at Tucci supremacy, trying to tear down a real king https://t.co/jzfLFzFgzy pic.twitter.com/QOkMcSi66e
— Can’t be blank (@cheapncheerless) November 17, 2023
This is the holy pantheon.
It is not up for discussion. https://t.co/H6vpYLDeXC pic.twitter.com/JlFSZOlVP3
— Everything Everywhere All At Watts (@wattsoccuring) November 17, 2023
Oh dear Lord. The @KensingtonRoyal PR team have gone into overdrive.
This is such a desperate move. https://t.co/quirpptpYb pic.twitter.com/hm85pZw288
— Natasha Akhtar (@Natasha_Akhtar) November 17, 2023
They beg to differ pic.twitter.com/oCXaF7eifQ
— Craig (@NineNineCraig) November 16, 2023
This again??? When Mark Strong was right there?? https://t.co/7YfX2uNrr1 pic.twitter.com/mXDQv35EjW
— Fer | Izzy deserved better (@moonysmith81) November 17, 2023
When the light of my life exists, y’all are unserious people. https://t.co/aoMeom28Mr pic.twitter.com/nla6T7dAKZ
— JJ (@ladydragonjj) November 17, 2023
Um…he’s right here?? https://t.co/ctxqb2NCOa pic.twitter.com/koWdejQwp2
— bette davis thighs (@LivvyParrot) November 17, 2023
In 2022, the same list threw up a different winner in the form of Vin Diesel. Tucci did manage to secure the second spot, with Prince William down in fifth.
Tucci made headlines this summer by saying that he believes that straight actors should be able to play gay characters, as “the whole point” of acting is “to play different people”.
Discussing being criticised for playing a gay character in Supernova, he added: “Obviously, I believe that’s fine, and I am always very flattered when gay men come up to me and talk about my role in The Devil Wears Prada or Supernova, and say I did it the right way.
“Because often it is not done the right way, and I really do believe as an actor that you are supposed to play different people. You just are.”
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