Hold the presses, people! The brilliant IT team led by the peerless Sentynel just made a major breakthrough! We are proud to announce the addition of a Review Randomizer button to the homepage. It’s located just below the search bar and bears the witty inscription “I’m Feeling Angry”. What will this button do, you ask? I’m glad you asked that!
Should a brave reader decide to click on this technological marvel, it will take them to an entirely random review from anywhere in the vast AMG timeline. You may uncover a band you’ve never heard before. Perhaps you’ll encounter an embarrassing early effort from one of our current reviewing luminaries (probably Doc Grier). Hell, you may even stumble on a piece of writing by such rarely encountered authors as Lord Doom, or Within Darkness. Maybe even Potato Jim! The possibilities boggle the mind and you can make a sick drinking game out of it too.
What will YOU discover should you press the jolly, candy-like button? There’s only one way to find out, Chumbo. Whatever happens, we offer no refunds, do-overs, apologies, or consoling hugs. Button pushing is a high-risk business full of broken hope and burning regret. Choose wisely.
Thou shalt have no other buttons.
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