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Earlier today Snoop Dogg shocked the world by announcing that he’s “giving up smoke” after conversations with his family. And while he requested that his privacy be respected, one can’t help but wonder… WHY is Snoop Dogg giving up smoking, after basically building his brand on it for the past 30 years?
It’s not the first time Snoop said he was going cold turkey on his favorite vegetable. In January this year, Jimmy Kimmel Live! aired a 20-year retrospective in which Snoop declared he was quitting weed back in 2003. After asking Snoop what he remembered from their first episode (“organized confusion”), Kimmel recalled Snoop telling him he quite smoking marijuana and asked him how that was going. “Well, I guess I’ve relapsed,” Snoop joked before experiencing a bit of word flight. “See? That’s what happens,” Jimmy quipped.
Snoop, who’s smoked with everyone from Ed Sheeran to (allegedly) Barack Obama, is so notorious for his love of the chronic that he’s had to shoot down smoke stories on rare occasions. Last year, his pre-game activities from the Super Bowl drew scrutiny from the New York Post (which then drew ridicule for the rag from the users of Twitter) and in November, he called out his supposed blunt roller for exaggerating the amount of weed he smokes in a day.
Until Snoop explains himself, though, all fans can do is speculate — and make jokes about their disbelief. Check out a few below.
A press release for pausing on weed is great. But the “I’m Back” with Snoop in the 45 jersey is gonna be incredible. https://t.co/d3r4D46vwF
— Andrew Barber (@fakeshoredrive) November 16, 2023
Yeah. This simulation is cooked. https://t.co/2LvfF2MY8v
— CHUCK INGLISH said it. (@Chuckisdope) November 16, 2023
Y’all don’t remember when he “gave it up” like 20 years ago? Then, two weeks later, he did a concert n said “y’all believed that shit??” n blazed one up, n the crowd got hype! https://t.co/cAQ1M5ioz2
— DJ R-Tistic (@DJRTistic) November 16, 2023
How am I supposed to explain this to my children? https://t.co/4Z6Ff44UAW
— Céad Míle Fáilte (@ColeyMick) November 16, 2023
Not buying this for a second. Snoop edibles on the way. Dogg Treats or something like that probably. (But congrats to the legend if this is sincere you’ve more than put your work in. We’re hanging your grinder in the rafters) https://t.co/DRD8O0aGEO
— America Is Musty (@DragonflyJonez) November 16, 2023